Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
Zombie Dances: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Mines Excavated: 4196 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

    DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

    Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

    So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

    UndieCraft: Sibling Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2118 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • FavFactzMC SMP

    FavFactzMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Enchantments Applied: 294
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyCreeperCringe

    CraftyCreeperCringe
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Animals Bred: 95
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

    CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters
    So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Java Jolt Kids Craft

    Java Jolt Kids Craft
    so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Dimension Hops: 14 Potions Brewed: 146

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PeyyMC

    PeyyMC

    A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

    We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 28

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

    ✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

    ✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

    ✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

    ✅ Competitions for server tops.

    ✅ Battle and Season Pass.

    ✅ Exclusive plugins.

    ✅ High-quality assembly.

    ✅ Mystical chests.

    ✅ Frequent events.

    ✅ Unique enchantment books.

    ✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

    ✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

    ✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

    ✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    GreenCraft SMP Overview

    Features
    🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
    🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
    🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
    ⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
    🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
    😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
    🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

    Join GreenCraft SMP today

    Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player? Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
    How often are events hosted on the server? Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
    Are there restrictions on land claims within nations? You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
    Can I join the minigames with my friends? Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
    How can I provide feedback to the community? You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

    Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

    So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 62
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Potions Brewed: 197
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • FilmFreakMC SMP

    FilmFreakMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

    Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

    But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Farms Harvested: 562
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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