Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Raven Craft

    Raven Craft

    Welcome to Raven Craft, a thrilling Minecraft server where you can form powerful clans, team up with your friends, and dominate your enemies! Engage in epic battles, strategize with your clan, and rise to the top in a world filled with exciting challenges. Whether you’re building your fortress or engaging in large-scale PvP, Raven Craft has something for every adventurer. Will your clan reign supreme?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Chattanet

    Chattanet

    Welcome to Chattanet, the ultimate Minecraft server! Pillars of Fortune: Climb to the top in this exciting game mode with challenging maps, competitive leaderboards, and tons of fun! Skyblock: Build your own island in the sky, explore dungeons, and team up with friends. Compete to be the best and enjoy endless adventures. Minigames: Take a break with fast and fun minigames like TNT Tag, TNT Lobbers, and more! Join Chattanet today for great gameplay and an awesome community!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Villages Defended: 20
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

    Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

    And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP

    Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is pure distilled ’90s nostalgia! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported back to the days of slap bracelets, Tamagotchis, and dial-up internet.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as obsessed with the ’90s as you are. We have themed build competitions like “Best Saved By The Bell Recreation” and “Most Radical Neon Pixel Art”.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players who can recite all the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • TVShowBondingCraft

    TVShowBondingCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape from the drama of entitled mothers and daughters yelling at each other? Look no further! Join us for some epic mother/daughter bonding time without all the screaming matches.

    Our server is filled with quirky side characters and charming landscapes for you to explore. Who needs Gilmore Girls when you can have a Minecraft adventure with your loved ones?

    Don’t waste your time watching TV, join our server and create your own story with endless possibilities. Plus, we promise no Taylor Swift concerts required (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

    So come on over and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Farms Harvested: 970
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Towns Built: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP

    VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience vacations like never before! We have a secret underground vacation resort where you can ride pigs down waterslides and play volleyball with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never had a vacation quite like this before. So pack your bags (or just bring your virtual ones) and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • BlockyBedBuddies

    BlockyBedBuddies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Runes Activated: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyPolishTrades

    CraftyPolishTrades
    lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Void Armor Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

    Smell-O-Vision Speedrun
    join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 373
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9376 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SYSarchy

    SYSarchy

    Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

    Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

    Welcome to Veil SMP!

    Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

    Server Details:

    Version 1.21.1, Java Edition Only
    Server IP veilsmp.us.to
    Discord https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

    What Makes Us Stand Out?

    • 📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
    • 🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • ⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
    • 👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
    • 🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
    • 💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
    • 🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
    • 🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

    Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition? Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
    Are there any age restrictions to join? We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
    Is there a whitelist for the server? No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
    How can I get involved in the community events? Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7675
    Zombie Dances: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Age 28 Minecraft Server

    Age 28 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Enchantments Applied: 112
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Void Armor Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

    DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

    Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

    So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Magic Items Found: 7578
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Ores Mined: 3989 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

    UndieCraft: Sibling Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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