Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 3
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Crops Grown: 2221
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

    ✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

    ✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

    ✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

    ✅ Competitions for server tops.

    ✅ Battle and Season Pass.

    ✅ Exclusive plugins.

    ✅ High-quality assembly.

    ✅ Mystical chests.

    ✅ Frequent events.

    ✅ Unique enchantment books.

    ✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

    ✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

    ✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

    ✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Villages Defended: 20 Farms Harvested: 204

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    GreenCraft SMP Overview

    Features
    🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
    🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
    🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
    ⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
    🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
    😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
    🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

    Join GreenCraft SMP today

    Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player? Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
    How often are events hosted on the server? Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
    Are there restrictions on land claims within nations? You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
    Can I join the minigames with my friends? Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
    How can I provide feedback to the community? You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Magic Items Found: 6896
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Mines Excavated: 4527
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

    Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

    So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Alien Abductions: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1319 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • FilmFreakMC SMP

    FilmFreakMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Runes Activated: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

    Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

    But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7164 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 183 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Emeralds Found: 7168 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Animals Bred: 154 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Zombie Dances: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Enchantments Applied: 73
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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