Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Secret Passages Found: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Void Armor Forged: 29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Dimension Hops: 11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Be me Minecraft server

    Be me Minecraft server
    >So, you’re tired of your boring job and not getting raises? Sounds like you need a change of scenery! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own gallows and take out your frustrations in a virtual world.

    >We promise our virtual Uber service is much more lucrative than the real one – just imagine driving around in a pixelated car and making bank!

    >Plus, our community is full of like-minded individuals who also dream of escaping their mundane lives and building epic structures. So come join us and let’s build a world where raises are plentiful and gallows are just a fun side project!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Undertale is my Minecraft SMP jam

    Undertale is my Minecraft SMP jam
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a strict “pro-genocide” policy inspired by the game Undertale!

    Join us and unleash your inner villain as you compete in epic battles to see who can rack up the most “genocide points” by taking out innocent mobs left and right. But be warned, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Will you rise to the top as the ultimate genocidal maniac, or will you be left in the dust by more ruthless players?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the genocide games begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right? 😉

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • InLawRageQuitCraft

    InLawRageQuitCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the family gathering chaos without any of the real-life consequences!

    Join us for dessert wars, where you can fight for your right to skip out on sweets and face off against pushy relatives who just won’t take no for an answer. Watch out for flying desserts and blurred vision rage – it’s all part of the fun!

    But that’s not all – engage in epic texting battles with your virtual family members, where insults fly and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Will you be the one to block your in-game relatives and declare zero contact? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and dessert disputes, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have all the chaos and none of the stress in the virtual world?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MoaningMinecraftSMP

    MoaningMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 84
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

    LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!
    Are you tired of living in a world without diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 46 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • RubleRumbleCraft

    RubleRumbleCraft
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 131 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • FitKids Mental Wellness

    FitKids Mental Wellness
    so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

    plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

    and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 394 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

    Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs
    PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
    Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.
    Key Features:
    Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
    Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
    Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.
    Discord:
    https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms
    Server IP:
    europa.cheesehosting.net:34003
    FAQ
    Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
    Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

    Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • HangryHubbyNoPlate

    HangryHubbyNoPlate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

    And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Crops Grown: 3560 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

    ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

    Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

    We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Potions Brewed: 70 Gods Slained: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/granny-3-train/">karlssonSMP Overview</a>

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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