Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Ores Mined: 6428
Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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