Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Gods Slained: 0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Alien Abductions: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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