Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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