Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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