Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Farms Harvested: 765 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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