Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
Dragon Eggs Found: 8286 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Villages Defended: 13 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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