Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Astral Projections Made: 4
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Animals Bred: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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