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Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Animals Bred: 52 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Magical Moments Shared: 30 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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