Pixelated Potatoes

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further, because our server is powered by a super intelligent A.I. that is constantly learning and evolving.

Imagine a world where every win from the legendary /b/ros is cataloged and categorized by our A.I. Want to see all the pics of Jane Smith ever posted? Our A.I. can make it happen, like pimeyes on steroids!

Join our server and witness the chaos as the A.I. takes over, creating a Mr. SKIN for normies where you can find everything ever created about anyone. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and discoveries await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ores Mined:	8571
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

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Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Potions Brewed:	171
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!

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Join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have taken over the virtual world with their mad coding skills. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build the most insane structures and pull off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1277

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GF vs. Porn Minecraft Server – Build your way to victory!

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Are you tired of being caught red-handed by your girlfriend while watching porn? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and learn how to cum multiple times without her suspecting a thing! Our virtual world is filled with secret techniques and strategies to keep your porn addiction under wraps. Plus, you can build a fortress to hide all your dirty little secrets. Don’t give up on your guilty pleasure, join us now and become a master of deception!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SuomiCraft: Where Finland in the summer is Heaven and creepers wear sunglasses

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Finland in the summer – absolute heaven! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, even the creepers wear sunscreen to protect their delicate skin from the sun’s rays.

2. The pigs on our server have been trained to do synchronized swimming in the rivers and lakes. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. Talk about multitasking!

4. The villagers on our server throw the most epic beach parties every weekend. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.

5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself vacations on our server because even he can’t resist the allure of our paradise-like world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft version of Finland in the summer. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ores Mined:	9693	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WarCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Make Modern Wars Look Boring AF

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Tired of the same old boring wars with tanks and guns? Well, come join our Minecraft server where wars are fought with diamond swords and explosive creepers! Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon circus, where players can watch as this majestic beast performs death-defying stunts and tricks. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep! Rumor has it that these magical creatures can grant wishes to those who are lucky enough to find them.

So why waste your time with boring modern wars when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Rize vs. She: Minecraft Showdown

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns! Picture this: a fierce battle between a fearless warrior named Rize and a mysterious challenger. Will she stand a chance against Rize in a fight? Join our server to find out and witness the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who drop enchanted loot when defeated. So if you’re brave enough to face the unknown and test your skills against the best of the best, then join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Creeper Queens: Where even cisboys can’t compete!

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Are you tired of being a basic cisboy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can’t compete with the level of craziness we have in store for you! Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron wing. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the realm with your clucking comrades by your side.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many players can survive in a world made entirely of cheese? That’s right, every block you mine will be deliciously cheesy and oh so gooey.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your cisboy status at the door and come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. You won’t regret it, unless you’re lactose intolerant.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Animals Bred:	81	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

UmmahCraft: Where Minecraft meets the power of the Ummah! Join us for epic adventures!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the power of the Ummah reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power of unlimited bacon! Yes, you heard that right. Bacon diamonds. Need I say more?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, clucking orders to all who dare challenge him. Join us and you might just have the chance to ride into battle on a giant chicken too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that only the power of the Ummah can provide. See you in the game, and may the bacon diamonds be ever in your favor! 🥓💎🐔🤣

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9276

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of wacky YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join Enna, Millie, Nina (who may have graduated but still hangs around), and Reimu on their wild adventures through the pixelated world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to battling dragons, these gals know how to have a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will hook you up with all the craziest mods and add-ons to take your gameplay to the next level. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing llamas? We got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	5997
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AssCraft: Where /v/ meets bootylicious adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have transformed /v/ into the ultimate ass-loving board, where you can build giant butt sculptures and participate in twerking competitions with other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Buttzilla, a massive creature made entirely out of butt cheeks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes. Join forces with other players to take down Buttzilla and claim the coveted Golden Toilet Seat as your prize.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring plenty of toilet paper – things tend to get messy around here!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.