Pixelated Parent Problems

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LOL this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the coolest place ever. we got so much fun stuff to do, you won’t even remember what a smartphone is. we got pigs that can fly, like for real, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. and our cows? oh man, don’t even get me started. they wear sunglasses and ride around on skateboards, doing sick tricks and stuff. it’s like a barnyard circus up in here. plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. they’ll follow you around and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a love fest with explosions, what more could you ask for? so come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Horse Saddle Fails: The Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be riding horses like a pro! But be warned, these horses have a mind of their own and will challenge you to epic races across the land. And if you can’t saddle them up in time, you’ll hear CJ yelling at you to get your act together. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Love Connections: Swipe Right for Diamonds

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Are you tired of swiping left and right on boring dating apps? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the hottest new dating app in town! That’s right, forget about Tinder and Bumble, on our server you can find your true love while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress your crush with your redstone skills and PvP prowess?

So why waste your time on boring dating apps when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join our server now and let the quest for love begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RageCraft: Where Characters Go Wild in a Pixelated World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild adventure where anything can happen, like characters going into a wild rage after seeing an amphibian! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next. So come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Snowflake Sanctuary: Where White Women Reign Supreme in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, white women are worshipped as Goddesses! That’s right, if you want to seek salvation and reach the ultimate level of enlightenment, you must marry a white woman in-game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. From battling giant chickens to building a castle made entirely of cheese, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might just find your white Goddess and achieve true salvation in the process!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

WitchyCraft: Menhera Madness

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Welcome to the Menhera Witch Edition Minecraft server! Are you ready to join a server where witches and magic rule the land? Our server is filled with talented witches and wizards who will cast spells and brew potions to protect their territory.

Join now to meet Gen 1 witches like Crystallis Abi Kadabura, who can turn enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of her wand. Or hang out with Serina Maiko, who can summon a rain of cupcakes to satisfy your sweet tooth.

But wait, there’s more! Gen 2 witches like Petalight Kou Mariya can grow flowers out of thin air, while Mono Monet can turn your enemies into adorable kittens. And don’t forget about Yae Yugiri, who can make your wildest dreams come true (literally).

We even have a Gen 3 witch named Yumi the Witch, who can fly on her broomstick and turn your enemies into toads. Plus, our server is currently hosting a poll to choose the first collab partner for Gen 3 – will it be a dragon, a unicorn, or a talking mushroom? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the magical world of Menhera Witch Edition. Just be careful not to anger the witches, or you might find yourself turned into a frog! See you there, brave adventurer!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	3975

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SavageCraft: Where we don’t sugarcoat anything – not even our creepers!

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Are you tired of boring, normalfag-friendly character action games with their lame exploration and puzzles? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with non-stop action and zero backtracking. Our server takes inspiration from arcade and 2D beat em ups, so you know you’re in for a good time. Say goodbye to normalfags and hello to a truly epic gaming experience. Join now and unleash your inner badass!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Convicts: RIP OJ SIMPSON Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of blocky adventures! Our server is so legendary, even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness!

Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who was banned for building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks. Some say you can still hear his ghostly clucks echoing through the pixelated night.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you may just stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions that turn you into a flying pig! And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of Minecraft history! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers. Happy mining!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5075	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyWarriors – Where Minecraft meets total chaos and epic battles!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can worship Nurgle in the least disgusting way possible! We’ve got roll charts, Total War: Warhammer IIIThrones of Decay Trailer, Tamurkhan Trailer, and so much more to keep you entertained. Our Hotfix 4.2.3 Patch Notes will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We also have Total War: Pharaoh, where you can rule like a true pharaoh. Patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, and Steam links galore! And if that’s not enough, we have all the older titles you could ever dream of.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 77097515

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Unicorn” – a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted “Lava Cake” – a delicious treat that will give you superpowers for 24 hours (Disclaimer: Side effects may include spontaneous combustion).

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – things tend to get a little…weird around here.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixel Party: Where Spongebob, Batman, and Pikachu Build Together

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Master Pai Mei’s kung fu skills? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic battles and crazy adventures!

Imagine Pai Mei himself as your loyal servant, chopping down trees with his bare hands and building epic structures faster than you can say “wax on, wax off.” With his deadly skills and wise teachings, he’ll have you dominating the server in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a whole roster of characters from different media ready to serve you in the ultimate Fate showdown. From Spongebob Squarepants to Darth Vader, you never know who might show up to lend a hand (or lightsaber) in your quest for glory.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate master of the server, with Pai Mei by your side and Spongebob as your trusty sidekick. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Emeralds Found:	8715	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the world! Our server is a magical place where you can build your own world and forget about all the suffering and evil out there.

Forget about the news and come join us for some fun and laughter. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and make friends with fellow players who share the same desire to escape reality.

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, no players were harmed in the making of this ride). Or the time a group of players formed a unicorn army and rode into battle against a horde of zombie pigs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination soar to new heights. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mapocalypse: Where I Swear I Made This Map, Promise

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old maps? Well, look no further because I made this map and let me tell you, it’s so accurate that even your grandma would mistake it for the real world! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw dance parties. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MoonaCraft – Where Hoshinova’s Moon shines bright! 🌙

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us for a chance to mine with Moonahoshinova herself! That’s right, the virtual idol is waiting for you to dig up some diamonds together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that it will give you deja vu. You’ll feel like you’ve been here before, but trust us, it’s just the sheer awesomeness of our server blowing your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, you can loop orbiture EP while building your epic creations. It’s the perfect soundtrack for your Minecraft adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the chance to karaoke with Moonahoshinova and explore the 3D archives of insanity. See you in the game!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Stealthy Steve’s AI Fail Server

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Are you tired of constantly being spotted by those pesky AI mobs in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has just released a new addon that makes you practically invisible to them through foliage! Say goodbye to getting ambushed while trying to gather resources or build your epic base.

Join our server for the ultimate challenge – we’ve added a new game mode where all the mobs are controlled by real-life chickens. That’s right, chickens are now the overlords of the Minecraft world and they are out for revenge! Can you survive their clucking wrath and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city on our server that is inhabited by a colony of friendly Endermen who just want to party all day and night. Join them for dance-offs and Ender Pearl races, it’s a wild time down there!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens, they’re always plotting something…

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Lost in Minecraft: ‘NO WE HAVENT LEARNED THAT YET’ Server

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Are you tired of always being behind Jamal and Paco in everything you do? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can finally get ahead of them! Join us and experience a world where Jamal and Paco are always one step behind you, trying to catch up but failing miserably.

With epic quests, insane challenges, and the power to outshine even the most competitive players, this server is perfect for those who are tired of living in Jamal and Paco’s shadow. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show them who the real Minecraft champion is!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!