Pixel Pervs & Procedural Paintings

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGenrated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, Face the Nation, fetish content, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Other links, Paintings, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, procedural, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Warm cookies, Wiki

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Warm Cookies Edition, where you can indulge in warm cookies while building your virtual empire. But wait, there’s more!

Previously on Face the Nation: Our server has been featured on national television, so you know it’s legit. Plus, we have guides that will blow your mind. Need a New User Guide? We got it. Want to control the net? We’ve got that covered too. And don’t even get us started on Block Merging – it’s a game-changer.

But that’s not all! We have the ComfyUI, Automatic1111, Forge, SD.Next, and Easy Diffusion for all your Minecraft needs. And if you have an AMD GPU or CPU, we’ve got links for that too. Because why settle for anything less than the best?

Looking for Models, Embeddings, Characters, Celebs, or even some fetish content? We’ve got you covered with links that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about our Wiki, LoRa Training, Tags for Prompting, and PonyXL Information – because knowledge is power, my friend.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, on this server, anything is possible – even warm cookies.

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Chimeras Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6342
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

BedNBreakfasts SMP

appreciation, BedNBreakfasts, Bonding, breakfast in bed, comfort, Cozy, guys, indulgence, Intimacy, lazy morning, love, luxury, opinion, pampering, relationship, Relaxation, romantic gesture, smp, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful, Treat

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7636	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

NoDabbingInMineCraft

common etiquette, Courtesy, courtesy rules, cultural norms, DeCorum, Etiquette, formalities, Manners, modern etiquette, NoDabbingInMineCraft, outdated customs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social graces, social norms, societal expectations, traditional Etiquette, unnecessary rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

Pixel Privacy Patrol

ai tools, Artificial Intelligence, computer scientists, data, Data Protection, digital privacy, Effectiveness, mathematical model, Monitoring, OFFLINE, ONLINE, online privacy, Patrol, PIXEL, privacy, privacy risks, regulators, Risks, safeguarding, Surveillance, Technology, University of Oxford

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Elysian Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, activism, Awareness, Caring, Community, compassion, Crafters, current events, Distance, Elysian, Empathy, environmentalism, global awareness, global impact, Global Issues, global perspective, humanitarianism, long distance, News, people, social consciousness, society, world events

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Yo, bro, forget about the real world drama and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Who needs to care about stuff 20 miles away when you can be building epic castles and trolling your friends in-game?

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

InkBlockerCraft

Agreement, bad review, Business, Communication, Conflict, consequences, customer service, Disappointment, Fading, hand tattoo, InkBlockerCraft, loyalty, misunderstanding, public review, regular customer, reputation, resolution, Scammed, Shop, tattoo artist, touch up

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer FREE touch-ups on your pixel art tattoos! Just like this poor soul who got scammed by their tattoo artist, we promise to make your builds look even better than before without charging you a single diamond. And if we don’t deliver, feel free to leave a bad review on our server website and ruin our pixelated reputation! Join us now for a chance to get your blocks touched up for free, and maybe even make some new blocky friends along the way. Don’t miss out on this outrageous opportunity to get your virtual ink looking fresh!

Trash2Classy Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Class, double standards, fashion, income inequality, judgement, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, Minecraft, Perception, Poor, POVERTY, Privilege, Rich, smp, social hierarchy, social status, societal norms, Stereotypes, Trash2Classy, TRASHY, wealth

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the fanciest place ever! We got diamonds for days, bro, like you can swim in them and stuff. And get this, if you’re poor, having a dirt house is trashy, but if you’re rich, having a dirt house is classy AF. Like, who even needs a mansion when you can have a dirt shack, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!

CraftyMinecraftLifeHackz

CraftyMinecraftLifeHackz, daily habits, daily routine, efficiency, habit formation, life hack, life pro tips, Life skills, Optimization, organization, personal growth, practical advice, productivity, self improvement, simplifying, standard practice, streamlining, success, Time management, time-saving, tips and tricks

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas with top hats and monocles.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but puns. That’s right, you’ll be laughing your way through trades and quests as you try to decipher their hilarious wordplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, discovery, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Immersive, Join, Journey, landscape, mettle, Mysteries, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, Realms, Secrets, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3600	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Overview

Realm Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

FAQ

What is this Minecraft server all about?

This Minecraft server offers an immersive journey filled with untold mysteries for players to explore. It includes crafting majestic structures, embarking on daring quests, and immersing yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.

How many realms are available to join?

There are three realms available for players to join: Jk Realm 1, Ts Realm 2, and Ats Realm 3.

How can I join this Minecraft server?

To join this Minecraft server, use the realm code provided for the realm you wish to join and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery await!

Where can I find more information about this server?

You can find more information and join the server’s Discord community by visiting https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

Anima Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, anima, animation, Anime, Craft, cult classic, Drama, end of evangelion, evangelion, Franchise, futuristic, japanese, Mecha, neon genesis evangelion, Network, post-apocalyptic, Psychological, Robots, science fiction, series, Technobabble

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8881
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Animals Bred:	79
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	1117

Yo, bro, have you heard of this wild Minecraft server that’s like the Evangelion ANIMA of the gaming world? It’s so crazy, it’ll make you question reality and your sanity, but in a good way!

Join this server for a mind-bending experience that will blow your mind harder than a NERV experiment gone wrong.

Forget about boring old servers, this one is like the End of Evangelion but with creepers and diamonds instead of angels and Evas.

Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this technobabble-filled world of blocky madness. It’s the only server worth your time, just like ANIMA is the only worthwhile piece of Eva media after EoE.

So what are you waiting for? Dive in and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SOPs4MeNotU – Minecraft Server

clocking in, competitive salary, Contribute, develop processes, discomfort, easily replaceable, effective results, extract process, improve process, managerial position, Minecraft, new supervisor, piling on tasks, Server, Shadowing, skeptical, SOPs, SOPs4MeNotU, Startups, Tracker, well-established company, work remotely

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8838	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your creativity and doesn’t try to steal your ideas like a shady supervisor? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate originality and teamwork without any sneaky Google Forms or backstabbing coworkers.

Our server is like a well-oiled machine, but without the creepy trackers and nosy supervisors. We encourage innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, so you can build your virtual empire without fear of someone stealing your thunder.

So, if you’re tired of workplace drama and just want to have a good time building epic structures with like-minded players, join our server today! Who needs SOPs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and craft our way to greatness together!

SocializeCraft SMP

building relationships, Communication, MAKING FRIENDS, networking, smp, social activities, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Social Skills, SocializeCraft, socializing, socializing for adults, socializing for extroverts, socializing for introverts, socializing for shy individuals, socializing for teenagers, socializing in a new city, socializing in groups, socializing in public, socializing strategies, socializing techniques, socializing tips

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9654	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Hey gamers, are you tired of being a lonely loser in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Our SMP is like a virtual party where you can socialize with other players and make friends while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!

NoStressCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Are you tired of constantly worrying about creepers blowing up your builds and skeletons shooting you from a distance? Well, fear no more because on our server, anxiety is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the blissful life of a carefree Minecraft player where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting on you.

Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.