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DadCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

Boundaries, child care, Communication, DadCraft, day care, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Frustration, GIT, gtfo, GUD, husband, in-laws, maternity leave, Motherhood, new parents, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Son, staycation, support system, trial run, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Buildings Constructed:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ores Mined:	9894	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Are you tired of your husband not being able to handle the baby for more than an hour without passing him off to you? Do you want to see if he can survive a full day of baby duty without calling for reinforcements? Join our Minecraft server and take a break from real-life parenting drama!

On our server, you can leave your husband and son behind and focus on building the most epic virtual world. No need to worry about your husband’s inability to calm a crying baby or his reliance on his mom for help. Let him fend for himself while you conquer the virtual realm!

Join now and escape the real-life frustrations of parenting. Who knows, maybe after a day on our server, your husband will finally step up and prove he can handle the baby on his own. Or maybe he’ll just call for his mom in the virtual world too. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining!

BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Alien Abductions:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	86	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	280	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Items Found:	5615	Potions Brewed:	191
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	152
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7456	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	68
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2026	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ores Mined:	5927
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Love Letters Sent:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ores Mined:	8497
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4234

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Animals Bred:	36
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9546
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Crops Grown:	5976	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

Players:	104/500	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1