Phoenix: Where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream in the fridge

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Phoenix Server Overview

Version	1.20.4
Server Type	Technical server w/ Experimental Features
Features	1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage
Future Plans	Revamp server, Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, 600k shulker farm
Eligibility	Players 13+ (no cracked players or hackers)

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I’m under 13 years old?

We currently only accept players who are 13 years old and above.

2. Are cracked players or hackers allowed on the server?

No, we do not accept cracked players or hackers on the server.

3. What type of server is Phoenix?

Phoenix is a technical server with Experimental Features, providing players with an abundance of resources.

4. What are the main features of the server?

The server includes a 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, and a main storage.

5. What are the future plans for the server?

The server is looking to completely revamp, introduce a Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, and eventually a 600k shulker farm.

6. Is there a testing area available on the server?

Yes, there is a creative server for testing, and players can access a once-per-day copy of the survival world for singleplayer creative testing.

7. Where is the server hosted?

The server runs on 8+GB of DDR5 RAM on a Ryzen 7 7700X and is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Animals Bred:	50
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8770
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

IllumiCraft: Where Even Moms Can Join!

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Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to rise to the top and become a Minecraft legend? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your dreams come true!

Join our server and become a part of the Illuminati World Elite Empire! Yes, you heard that right – the Illuminati! We will bring you fame, riches, powers, and security like you’ve never seen before. You’ll be recognized in your business, political race, and every aspect of your life. And guess what? You’ll be protected spiritually and physically! How cool is that?

Once you join the Illuminati Empire, you’ll receive knowledge, protection, and connections that will blow your mind. Oh, and did we mention the instant $540,000.00 USD cash donation benefit? Cha-ching!

But wait, there’s more! This offer is only available for a limited time, so you better act fast. We don’t tolerate disloyalty, so if you’re not serious about joining the Illuminati, then don’t even bother contacting us. We only want the most unique and dedicated players on our server.

So, do you have what it takes to be a member of the Illuminati New World Order? If the answer is YES, then get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Contact us now for more instructions on how to join our exclusive club.

Best Regard, The Illuminati Temple – Minecraft Edition

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Potions Brewed:	125
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

World War Mine: Where history meets hilarity!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we recreate World War One in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Join us for intense battles, crazy alliances, and of course, plenty of explosions.

Imagine charging into battle with a carrot as your weapon, riding a pig into enemy territory, or building a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from enemy fire.

Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you, so you’ll never be bored. Plus, we have regular events like zombie apocalypse survival challenges and treasure hunts that will keep you on your toes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane version of World War One you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Respawned Too Soon

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a Creeper is a jump scare from a Five Nights at Freddy’s character! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where animatronics come to life and hunt you down.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a Freddy Fazbear boss battle and a haunted pizzeria where you can test your survival skills against the scariest animatronics around.

So why did that other server die so fast? Maybe it was just a flavour of the month and couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our server. Or maybe FNAF is just lame now and everyone is flocking to our server for a fresh and exciting gaming experience.

Don’t be a noob, join our server today and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even survive the night!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Lost in Minecraft, Send Help!

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the craziest things happen!

Have you ever accidentally deleted a Pepe with a tuxedo who was sipping on a drink and showing off his stylish shoes? Well, fear not because on our server, you’ll find plenty of frens in tuxedos ready to party with you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun. Who needs a boring old Pepe when you can have a whole gang of tuxedo-wearing frens by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. See you on the server, fren!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Farms Harvested:	390	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mines Excavated:	3190
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyCutie’s Pixel Playground

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where looking cute and being photogenic is a MUST!

Join us and experience a world where every block is perfectly angled for the best selfie lighting. Our server is equipped with GLAMOROUS skins and outfits to make sure you always look on point.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pink Sheep who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. Rumor has it, one wish is for unlimited diamonds, another wish is for a pet dragon, and the third wish is for a lifetime supply of pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft FABULOUS!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	6254
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KagurabachiCraft: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where if you don’t join, you might as well stop playing Minecraft altogether! This server is so EPIC that if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that happen here.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of llamas start attacking you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about the time when a creeper decided to start a dance party in the middle of town square? Only on our server, folks!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most INSANE Minecraft server out there. Trust us, if this server was a manga, it would never get axed because it’s just too good!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SleepyCraft: 5 AM Edition

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Are you tired of being forced to wake up at 5 AM every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of early mornings! On our server, you can stay up all night building your dream world without any annoying alarms disrupting your beauty sleep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are always epic. Just be sure to set your alarm for 5 AM so you don’t miss out on all the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	New Chunks Explored:	614478
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Americans: 6% Think They Can Beat Minecraft

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Are you part of that 6% of Americans who think they can take on a Grizzly bear and win? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for the ultimate showdown where you can prove your strength against Grizzly bears in epic battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava parkour course where you can test your agility and speed. Rumor has it that only the bravest players have made it to the end without getting burned to a crisp.

And if you’re feeling extra daring, take on our Ender Dragon challenge where you must defeat the mighty beast using only a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. It’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are legendary.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not afraid to take on the impossible. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual Grizzly bears were harmed in the making of this server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
New Chunks Explored:	581704	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MoneyBegCraft: Join Nijisanji for LOLs

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

1. Our server is filled with UNICORNS that shoot RAINBOWS out of their horns. Who wouldn’t want to see that?!

2. We have a secret underground DISCO where you can dance the night away with all your virtual friends.

3. If you join our server, you automatically become a MILLIONAIRE in Minecraft coins. Yes, you heard that right. No need to beg for money here!

4. Our server is protected by a MAGIC forcefield that keeps out all creepers, zombies, and other pesky mobs. Your builds will be safe and sound!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers question your achievements

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness and insanity!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, offering you a trade deal you can’t refuse. Or how about the time our players organized a massive chicken dance-off in the town square, complete with disco lights and a DJ booth manned by a pig in sunglasses?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pixelated Yeti, a mythical creature said to roam the snowy biomes, challenging players to snowball fights for epic loot. And let’s not forget about the Disco Sheep, whose dance moves are so lit they’ve been known to cause spontaneous creeper explosions!

So why are achievement retards like this? Because on our server, the only achievement that matters is having a good time and making memories that will have you laughing for days. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base raided by a gang of mischievous penguins)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever!

Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to have fun? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes!

Imagine a world where Americans are being drafted to capture Iraq… or was it Iran? Who cares! The point is, on our server, you can be a part of epic battles and crazy adventures like never before.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases filled with treasure, unicorns roaming the land, and even zombie pigmen throwing parties!

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a time-traveling adventure or a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot!

Don’t miss out on the fun. Join our server today and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecraft & Genshin Impact Mashup Madness

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for insane adventures, ridiculous quests, and outrageous builds that will blow your blocky mind!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a pixelated paradise where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. They battled zombie chickens, rode llama dragons, and even tamed a giant Enderman as their loyal pet.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dimension, where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the rivers flow with liquid gold. Rumor has it that deep within the Diamond Dimension lies a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made of obsidian. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the epic madness for yourself! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Even Creepers Get Lucky

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your real-life woes and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and building like you’ve never seen before. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those awkward encounters with married men – unless, of course, you want to recreate them in pixelated form!

With our endless possibilities for fun and laughter, you’ll never feel ruined again. So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just leave the real-life drama at the door!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	149
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Steve’s Love Triangle

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Are you ready to dive into a world of absolute madness and chaos? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join now for a chance to embark on epic quests, battle zombie llamas and creeper unicorns, and build your very own diamond-encrusted castle!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary pixelated ninja warriors who will teach you their secret techniques and help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant flying pig who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	762

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!