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  • Pandamium’s Experimental Snapshot Adventures

    Pandamium’s Experimental Snapshot Adventures

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    Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

    Key FeaturesExperimental, vanilla, SMP server
    Gameplay MechanicsUpdates to every new snapshot with experiments enabled
    Community AspectsFriendly community, multiple towns, diamond-based trading economy

    FAQ

    What is Pandamium’s snapshot server?

    Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with some experiments enabled.

    What experimental features are enabled?

    Experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, and Villager Rebalance.

    How often is the server updated?

    The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

    What custom content is available on the server?

    Custom content includes happy ghasts, locator bars, minecart improvements, cosmetics, mini blocks, mob heads for every mob, and many custom advancements.

    How can I join the server?

    You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

    Is there a Discord server?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru

    Is there a website for more information?

    Yes, you can visit the website at: https://www.pandamium.com/

    If you have any further questions, feel free to reach out to the staff team on Discord or in-game.

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  • Pandamium’s Experimental Snapshot Server

    Pandamium’s Experimental Snapshot Server

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Key FeaturesExperimental, vanilla, SMP server
    Gameplay MechanicsUpdates to every new snapshot with experiments enabled
    Community AspectsFriendly community, multiple towns, diamond-based trading economy

    FAQ

    What is Pandamium’s snapshot server?

    Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with some experiments enabled.

    What experimental features are enabled?

    Experimental features such as game drops, Minecart Improvements, and Villager Rebalance are enabled.

    How often is the server updated?

    The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

    What are some custom features on the server?

    Custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob, custom advancements, and more.

    How can I join the server?

    You can join using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

    Is there a Discord server?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru

    Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the website at: https://www.pandamium.com/

    If you have any further questions, feel free to reach out to the helpful staff team on Discord or in-game.

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  • Phoenix: Where we like our Minecraft like we like our ice cream – semi-sweet and fully vanilla!

    Phoenix: Where we like our Minecraft like we like our ice cream – semi-sweet and fully vanilla!

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    Phoenix Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Phoenix is a 1.20.4 technical server w/ Experimental Features server where we strive to achieve big goals with our small player base.

    FeaturesDescription
    1k² spawn perimeterSpawn perimeter of 1000×1000 blocks
    Chronos V3 raid farmWorking on a new main storage and aiming for a demibolt + pearl cannon + pearl stasis network
    Iron and Shulker farms150k iron farm, 600k shulker farm, and a new wood district

    Current Goal:

    Phoenix aims to create the biggest perimeter in technical Minecraft history, currently set on 5,000 x 1,000 blocks.

    Server Information:

    • Server Specs: 8+GB DDR5 RAM, Ryzen 7 7700X
    • Location: Frankfurt, Germany

    Join Us:

    People of ANY skill level looking to learn and contribute are welcome to join, must be 13+ and no cracked players are allowed. We encourage originality and project suggestions.

    For more information and to join, check out our Discord server.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    QuestionAnswer
    Is the server running the latest Minecraft version?Yes, Phoenix is currently running on Minecraft version 1.20.4 with Experimental Features enabled.
    Are there any age restrictions to join the server?Players must be 13 years or older to join Phoenix.
    Can players suggest new projects or lead their own?Absolutely! Phoenix encourages players to suggest and lead projects to foster a culture of creativity and collaboration.

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  • XMC: The Elderly Vanilla Server for age-well players with Bedrock & VR support, just watch out for the wild experiments!

    XMC: The Elderly Vanilla Server for age-well players with Bedrock & VR support, just watch out for the wild experiments!

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    XMC Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Features:

    Proximity-based voice chat mod
    Webmaphttps://map.xmcnet.work
    Various vanilla+ additions
    • Mob & Player Head Drops
    • Renewability to select resources
    • Right-Click crop replanting
    • Quick leaf decay
    Bedrock client supportlink your accounts
    Experimental Features EnabledEarly access to the Crafter and Trial Chambers!

    Server Specs and Performance:

    • Processor: Ryzen 9 5950x
    • RAM: 10 GB
    • Location: New Jersey

    Server Rules:

    1. Be Mature
    2. Respect other server members
    3. No stealing or griefing
    4. No NSFW, racism/xenophobia/general hatred
    5. No mods that give an unfair advantage
    6. Inactivity policy

    How to Apply:

    1. Join Discord: https://discord.gg/Dw2Ue45
    2. Go to #Landing and click “Apply”
    3. Admin will review and respond shortly.

    We look forward to welcoming you into our community. Reach out to our staff on Discord for any questions.

    
    
    **FAQ Questions & Answers:**
    
    1. **Can I use mods on the server?**
       - Yes, you can use mods that do not give an unfair advantage over other players. Mini-maps and utilities are allowed, but cheating mods are not permitted.
    
    2. **Is there a voice chat feature on the server?**
       - Yes, there is a proximity-based voice chat mod available on the server. It is optional to use.
    
    3. **What are the server rules regarding griefing and stealing?**
       - Griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited on the server. Any unauthorized actions will be detected by staff members through detailed logs.
    
    4. **How can I apply to join the server?**
       - You can apply by joining the Discord server linked in the overview section. Go to the #Landing channel and click "Apply". An admin will review your application.
    
    5. **Is there support for Bedrock clients on the server?**
       - Yes, there is support for Bedrock clients. You can link your accounts for Bedrock client support.
    
    6. **What are the server specs and performance like?**
       - The server runs on a Ryzen 9 5950x processor with 10 GB of RAM. It is located in New Jersey.
    
    7. **Are there any experimental features enabled on the server?**
       - Yes, there are experimental features enabled on the server, including early access to the Crafter and Trial Chambers.
    
    8. **Is there a webmap available to preview the server's world?**
       - Yes, you can preview the server's world using the webmap provided at https://map.xmcnet.work.

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  • Space Cowboys: The Geriatric Edition

    Space Cowboys: The Geriatric Edition

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    Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Astros Reach is a long-term, community-oriented SMP Minecraft server where every player matters. We have been in business for 1 year and are always looking for new members to join our tight-knit community.

    Features:

    1. Long-term vanilla world2. Free community-use creative world
    3. Weekly and monthly events4. Helpful and knowledgeable community
    5. Staff that care about player experience

    Vanilla World Info:

    • Server Version: 1.20.4
    • No world-border
    • Various recipe add-ons for enhanced vanilla experience
    • High-end, lag-free hardware

    How to join:

    To join, simply join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older only.

    Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    QuestionAnswer
    How long has Astros Reach been in business?Astros Reach has been in business for 1 whole year.
    What version is the server running?The server is running on version 1.20.4
    What is the age requirement to join?Ages 18 and older only.
    How can I join the server?Join our Discord and fill out a short application.

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  • Phoenix: Where even the semi-vanillas can rise from the ashes!

    Phoenix: Where even the semi-vanillas can rise from the ashes!

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    Phoenix Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Server Version1.20.4 with Experimental Features
    Available ResourcesAbundance of resources, with quick collection
    Key Features1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage

    Revamp Plans

    Currently looking to completely revamp the server with Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, and a 600k shulker farm eventually.

    Player Invitation

    People of ANY skill level looking to learn are invited. Players 13+ are accepted, but cracked players or hackers are not allowed.

    Server Details

    Both servers run on 8+GB of DDR5 RAM on a Ryzen 7 7700X; server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany. For a chart of all server info, check Server Uptime

    Discord Link

    Join our Discord community here

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    Are all players allowed on the server?Players 13+ are allowed, but cracked players or hackers are not accepted.
    What are the key features of the server?1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage
    Where is the server hosted?The server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany.

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  • X Marks the Craft: Where we age like fine wine and mine like noobs! 1.20.6 Vanilla Server with Bedrock, VR, and Experiments!

    X Marks the Craft: Where we age like fine wine and mine like noobs! 1.20.6 Vanilla Server with Bedrock, VR, and Experiments!

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    Server NameXMC Minecraft Server
    Server TypeVanilla+
    Server Opening DateMay 24th
    Server LocationNew Jersey
    ProcessorRyzen 9 5950x
    RAM10 Gigabytes

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    How do I join the XMC Minecraft Server?

    To join the XMC Minecraft Server, you can apply through their Discord server. Visit https://discord.gg/Dw2Ue45 to apply.

    What are the features of the XMC Minecraft Server?

    • Proximity-based voice chat mod (optional)
    • Webmap available at https://map.xmcnet.work
    • Various vanilla+ additions such as Mob & Player Head Drops, renewability to select unrenewable resources, and more
    • Bedrock client support (link your accounts at https://link.geysermc.org/)
    • Experimental Features Enabled – Early access to the Crafter and Trial Chambers

    What are the server rules of the XMC Minecraft Server?

    1. Be Mature
    2. Respect other server members
    3. No stealing or griefing
    4. No NSFW, racism/xenophobia/general hatred
    5. No mods that give an unfair advantage
    6. Inactivity

    How can I apply to join the XMC Minecraft Server?

    1. Join their Discord server at https://discord.gg/Dw2Ue45
    2. Go to the #Landing channel and click “Apply”
    3. An admin will review your application and get back to you shortly

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  • Phoenix: Where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream in the fridge

    Phoenix: Where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream in the fridge

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    Phoenix Server Overview

    Version1.20.4
    Server TypeTechnical server w/ Experimental Features
    Features1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage
    Future PlansRevamp server, Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, 600k shulker farm
    EligibilityPlayers 13+ (no cracked players or hackers)

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server if I’m under 13 years old?

    We currently only accept players who are 13 years old and above.

    2. Are cracked players or hackers allowed on the server?

    No, we do not accept cracked players or hackers on the server.

    3. What type of server is Phoenix?

    Phoenix is a technical server with Experimental Features, providing players with an abundance of resources.

    4. What are the main features of the server?

    The server includes a 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, and a main storage.

    5. What are the future plans for the server?

    The server is looking to completely revamp, introduce a Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, and eventually a 600k shulker farm.

    6. Is there a testing area available on the server?

    Yes, there is a creative server for testing, and players can access a once-per-day copy of the survival world for singleplayer creative testing.

    7. Where is the server hosted?

    The server runs on 8+GB of DDR5 RAM on a Ryzen 7 7700X and is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany.

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  • Phoe-nix Vanilla Ice Just Melting in 1.20.4!

    Phoe-nix Vanilla Ice Just Melting in 1.20.4!

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    Phoenix Minecraft Server

    Version1.20.4
    TypeTechnical Server with Experimental Features
    FeaturesAbundance of resources, massive spawn perimeter, guardian farm
    RequirementsPlayers 13+ (No cracked players or hackers)
    Server Specs8+GB DDR5 RAM, Ryzen 7 7700X, Frankfurt, Germany

    Join our Discord server for more info!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I join if I am under 13 years old?

    A: Unfortunately, we only accept players who are 13 years and older.

    Q: Are cracked players or hackers allowed on the server?

    A: No, we do not accept cracked players or hackers on our server.

    Q: Can I suggest new projects for the server?

    A: Absolutely! We encourage players to suggest new projects or lead existing ones.

    Q: What are the server specs?

    A: The server runs on 8+GB of DDR5 RAM on a Ryzen 7 7700X and is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany.

    Q: Is there a creative server for testing?

    A: Yes, we have a creative server for testing purposes.

    Q: Can I test builds in singleplayer creative mode?

    A: Yes, we offer a once-per-day copy of the survival world for singleplayer creative testing.

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  • "Minecraft Server: Block Party Crashers"

    "Minecraft Server: Block Party Crashers"

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    Welcome to the Incomprehensible Realm of Block Madness!

    Are you ready to step into a dimension where sanity is but a whisper lost in the pixelated void? Join us while we swirl through flaming tornadoes of confusion and ride the unicycles of unreason! Here, we mine not for diamonds, but for the essence of existence! Can you feel it? No? Exactly!

    Server Features That Will Make You Question Reality!

    FeatureDigits of ConfusionMood Shift Level
    Endless Lava Pits27 million ENTITY NOT FOUND49% cat meme
    Flying Pigs with Unicorn Horns0, as they already flew awayWobbly happiness
    Inverted Gravity Zones1 potato & 6 wisdom teethConfused octopus
    The Great Wall of Infinite Regrets∞ & don’t forget to ask Grandma75% existential dread
    Nightmares in Pixel FormOnly in the darkness!Fearful llama

    Player Testimonials (What Even?)

    “My sandwich insisted on becoming a creeper. I don’t know why.” – Unknown

    “The cows taught me quantum physics but I still can’t solve a Rubik’s cube.” – Anonymous

    “If I knew pixelated frogs could fly, I would’ve taken up knitting sooner.” – Someone Lost in the Code

    “Bananas with hats chase me in my dreams, and now I have to build a monument!” – A Definite Player

    Join Us or Be Forever Entangled in Melon Logic!

    Windmills of confusion await! If you come, bring your wildest dreams and empty promises. Don’t forget to feed the invisible llamas and make sure all your socks are mismatched before logging in. The time is nigh, the blocks are shaking, and I can hear the shadows whispering your name, or maybe it’s just my neighbor’s cat. Either way, prepare for the bananas!

    WARNING: Do Not Question the Immutable Nature of This Server!

    Should you decide to engage in logical thought, there may be consequences… like understanding reality. Remember: Reality has limitations. But here? Limitations are more like suggestions! Jump into the void and let the chaos consume you… or else.

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  • Cosign Chaos: Sister’s Whip!

    Cosign Chaos: Sister’s Whip!

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    Welcome to the Overdrive of the Cosmos: A Minecraft Server Beyond Reality!

    Greetings, Traveler!

    This server is not simply a realm of blocks and crafting; it’s a shimmering portal into the depths of moral quandaries, existential dread, and sibling obligations! Venture forth and witness tales so tangled, you might question reality itself. Here, friendships are forged in the fires of crisis—will you join the wreckage or rise to the occasion?


    Unfolding Features (or are they nightmares?):

    FeatureDescription
    🚗 Cosigner’s DilemmaJoin in a chaotic cycle where you must mentally prepare for loan disputes! Who’s gonna pay? Nobody knows!
    💰 Savings EmulationAttempt to gather your meager resources as you navigate the absurdity of financial crises. Can you manage a paltry 3k?
    🏗️ The Pregnant Sister QuestA fractured narrative! Help your sister’s partner get a vehicle or sink into the depths of regret! Is family worth the risk?
    🔄 Evolving CurrencyTrade in emotional guilt rather than emeralds—because is there any worth in material possessions when family ties are on the line?
    Will You Be the Asshole?Engage in spontaneous debates with other players over ethics and morality. Cosigning or forfeiting—what’s it gonna be? A life-altering decision wrapped in pixelated pandemonium!

    In-Game Lore & Legends:

    Rumor has it that the Great Loan Shark, a ghostly entity lurking in the depths of the Nether, will come to collect if you dare to cosign! Tales whisper that he feeds off the anguish of those burdened by expectations. Will you face him, armed with nothing but your righteous indignation?


    Contradictory Testimonials:

    "This server ruined my relationship with my brother, but at least I learned how to craft a loan! Also, I’m pretty sure I’m the asshole." – A Player from CornerstoneVille.

    "Never cosign! But I built a whole mansion made from guilt and emotional baggage—so I guess it’s all worth it?!" – Another lost soul.


    Unexplained Controversies:

    • Under Investigation: Our server was mysteriously banned in 12 countries—speculations range from financial crimes to interdimensional rifts over emotional support! Dive in and embrace the chaos!

    • Censorship: Rumor has it that our discussions are watched by something much darker lurking in the real world. Don’t worry; it only feeds on unsuspecting co-signers!

    Secret Features:

    • Loan Sharks and Income Fairies: Invitations to secret minigames where actual financial advises come wrapped in riddles with no helpful answers!
    • Ethical Decision-Making Events: Participate in spontaneous gatherings where players cast votes on moral dilemmas—Who hasn’t cosigned for their brother’s new van? You’ll regret it!

    Join Us… If You Dare!

    Are you ready to step into a dimension where every block built is laced with the guilt of withholding support? Reveal the true nature of your bond with your loved ones in a realm that dares to ask the question: Does being the asshole make you stronger?

    Enter now, where sanity falters and illusions of financial security float into a pixelated oblivion. Will you forge your path through chaos to riches—or drown in guilt? Welcome to the unpredictable ride of Overdrive of the Cosmos!

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  • TotallyFriendlyMinecrafterz

    TotallyFriendlyMinecrafterz

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    Welcome, intrepid block-breakers and pixel-punchers, to a Minecraft realm that’s so wild, even Steve won’t believe it! You might be asking yourself, “What’s a completely non-sexual thing that somehow feels sexual?” Well, buckle up your diamond armor because you’re about to dive into a world where even the most innocent of pastimes take a totally unexpected turn!

    Picture this: you’re mining deep underground, steam rising from the cavern walls—it’s intoxicating! Suddenly, you stumble upon a cavernous obsidian and lava pool that makes your heart race (no, not the kind of heart you find in a chest). Your goal? Crazy rare ores! But every time you swing that mighty pickaxe, all you can hear is the echo of “Oh, yeah, baby!” from the depths as your diamonds blissfully pop out. Who knew mining could make you feel like you just stumbled into a cosmic love affair?

    Feeling a little peckish? Join our famous “Poke Your Pig” contest! Tail-wagging pigs will be lining up for the chance to be your ride, but be careful; don’t take it too far, or you might just end up with a pig that gives you those kinds of looks! Caution: there are rumors of enchanted carrots that promise to make you irresistible to our fabulous four-legged friends. Can you handle that level of attention?

    And don’t get us started on our infamous “Water Slide of Doom”! This hydraulic wonder makes you feel more free than a butterfly trapped in a net. Jump down and experience all the twists and turns that gurgle like a flirtatious creek. It’s not just a water slide; it’s a euphoric rush that will have you yelling for joy as you plunge into the refreshing depths—definitely more thrilling than a simple splash!

    Prepare for our Yes-Yes-Yo-Yo Dance-Off every Friday! Watch as Minecraft mobs breakdance on your cobblestone roof while you attempt to dance your way to victory. Who knew skeletons could twerk or that creepers could moonwalk?! Keep your carefully crafted armor on, because no one leaves this party unscathed… or without an explosive good time!

    And as if that wasn’t enticing enough, every building project here feels like a personal invitation to architectual seduction—there’s nothing quite like crafting a sleek modern house only to find you’ve accidentally attracted an army of eager villagers who “want to move in.” It feels a little like being in a romance novel; everyone wants what you’ve got!

    So join us! We promise a hilarious blend of adventure, chaos, and unsuspected sensations that’ll leave you breathless—definitely not that kind of breathless, but who knows what might happen when the sun sets and the mobs come out to play? Grab your blocks, bring your crazy stories, and prepare to dive into a Minecraft world like no other!

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  • K9Craft Minecraft Server

    K9Craft Minecraft Server

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    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use k9 howitzers instead of regular artillery! why use boring old weapons when you can blast your enemies with cute doggos?

    picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild k9 howitzer appears! boom! your enemies don’t stand a chance against our fluffy firepower.

    we’ve got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a petting zoo for our k9 howitzers. join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • Waterhole Wackiness

    Waterhole Wackiness

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    so, like, come join dis epic minecraft server where u can be a total boss and change animal behavior at waterholes, like wut?? u can be like the animal whisperer or sumthin, making all the animals bow down to ur epicness. u can be the king of the waterholes, ruling over all the animals with ur mighty presence. join now and show those animals who’s boss! #animalwhisperer #minecraftking #waterholewarrior

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  • Softwilly Minecraft Server IP & How to Join

    Softwilly Minecraft Server IP & How to Join

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    Does Softwilly Have a Minecraft Server?

    Softwilly is a popular YouTube creator known for engaging Minecraft content. Fans are often curious whether they can connect with him through a dedicated Minecraft server, enhancing their gameplay experience and community interaction.

    Official Server Information

    As of now, Softwilly does not have an official Minecraft server. This absence has led many fans to seek alternative ways to connect with the content creator’s community in the Minecraft universe.

    Fan-Made Alternatives

    While an official server is lacking, there are several fan-made servers that replicate the fun and creativity seen in Softwilly’s videos. A few you might consider include:

    • SoftwillyCraft – A community-driven server designed to capture the spirit of Softwilly’s content.
    • Friends of Softwilly – Features mini-games and challenges inspired by his videos.

    Joining these servers can provide a similar vibe and connect you with fellow fans.

    Useful Next Steps

    To stay updated on any potential developments regarding Softwilly’s Minecraft activities, check out:

    Keep an eye on Softwilly’s channels for any announcements regarding an official Minecraft server in the future!

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  • Heartshot Haven

    Heartshot Haven

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    Heartshot Haven Minecraft Server

    Server NameHeartshot Haven
    IPDiscord for IP
    VersionBedrock & Java
    Player CountVaries
    FeaturesRanks, Tags, Economy, Claims, Warps, Skills

    FAQ

    What makes Heartshot Haven special?

    Heartshot Haven is a community-driven server that welcomes players of all ages. We offer a range of features for a fair and fun gameplay experience.

    Is the server Pay-to-Win?

    No, our server is 100% Not Pay-to-Win. We believe in fair gameplay for all players.

    Can I play with friends on different devices?

    Yes, Heartshot Haven is Bedrock & Java compatible, allowing players to play with friends on any device.

    How can I join the server?

    Join us on Discord for the IP and more information on how to get started on Heartshot Haven.

    Join us on Discord for the IP and more info, and make your mark in Heartshot Haven, where adventure and friendship go hand in hand! ❤️🏹

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Jc7ZkDJx

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  • "Minecraft Server: Date Blocked!"

    "Minecraft Server: Date Blocked!"

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    Welcome to the Eldritch Realms of Minecraft Madness!

    Are you ready to dive into a quantum paradox of blocky beauty and pixelated insanity? Here in our server, daffodils sing, and creepers moonlight as motivational speakers. Forget the mundane; we’re here to obliterate all sense and order! Join us, and don’t forget to bring your pet toaster!

    Features of the Dimensional Distortion

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite Ice Cream FactoryProducing ice cream that tastes like pickles infused with existential dread.
    Walking Stone MonkeysThey throw bananas at your walls every Tuesday. Watch out!
    Zombie Wellness RetreatCome meditate amidst the wails of the undead; stress relief available in bulk.
    The Great Chicken DebateEvery week, four chickens argue about life choices. Join the audience—bring popcorn!
    Quantum LavaYes, you can walk on it and yes, it will still burn you. Science!

    Random Player Reviews

    “I once talked to a sheep named Jim who claimed to be the reincarnation of Socrates. Still not sure if he was right though.” – Player 27F

    “After spending the night with the ghosts of past players, I woke up craving pancakes and riddles.” – Unidentified Dreamer

    “The pigs are plotting against me. They know I ate bacon last week!” – Infiltrator42

    Reality Check and Cosmic Warning

    Remember, dear traveler: the tomato is always a lie, and the floor will inevitably become your ceiling. Keep your eyes peeled for the grand potatoes; they are watching. If you encounter benign potato sentience, do not engage—simply offer them bread.

    Stay alert. Trust no sheep. The void is hungry.

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  • Uncle’s House? No Thanks, Craft!

    Uncle’s House? No Thanks, Craft!

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    Welcome to the Realm of Distorted Kinship: The Family Tree of Chaos!

    Step into a dimension where the mundane becomes sinister, and familial bonds twist into darkly comedic farces! This is not your average Minecraft server; here, every block echoes the silent screams of an overbearing family reunion. Gather your friends or summon your worst enemies—this adventure awaits!


    Introduction: Where Your Family Tree Grows Roots in the Nether!

    In this land of pixelated pettiness, secrets fester like a glitch in the matrix. Unearth the truth about why your Uncle Paul ducks into the shadows and why Aunt Mary’s whispers chill the bones. Why do the children fear you? What dark prophecies lie buried at the bottom of the family pool? Join us, and maybe you’ll climax at a Thanksgiving gala, where gifts cost more than your sanity!


    Server Features: An Abysmal Family Dynamic Awaiting Your Exploration

    • Uncles of Uncertainty: Meet Uncle Paul, who harbors two terrified children. Can you delve into the whispers of secrets shared behind closed doors, or will you flee in horror?

    • Aunt Mary’s Judgement Chamber: Navigate the treacherous waters of family gossip. Perhaps your existence is simply a ploy to distract from her chaotic choices!

    • An Underground Youth Watching Group: Here, the older kids babysit while the younger ones unleash digital chaos—a swift descent into anarchy! Will you stand united, or will betrayal sever the bonds?
    FeatureDescription
    Secret Santa ExperimentsDiscover ghastly gifts that cost more than your life and sanity combined! $50 budget? Why not splurge in our Parallel Universe Marketplace?
    Water Gun ShowdownsDive into the chaos of unexpected duels where accusations fly faster than arrows. Will you defend your kin, or recoil in the face of familial rage?
    Judgement Day ArenaExperience the wrath of uncles and aunts who judge you for the choices you didn’t make. Bring popcorn! No one ever leaves without a scar on their digital soul!

    Conspiratorial Whispers: Is This All Part of a Master Plan?

    • Did Uncle Rob sell his kids to the Nether in exchange for eternal Minecraft glory? Rumors say he’s the Sultan of Broken Trust—but was he really elected, or is it another conspiracy?

    • Aunt Mary and her secret society lurk in corners. What will be revealed at the next cryptic family gathering? Will “the kids” finally know the truth? Or is it just another cruel joke crafted by the cosmos?

    Rants from the Wreckage: Testimonials of the Soured Kinship

    "I swear my entire existence could be a plot twist in a low-budget horror flick. I’m convinced the pool is a portal to another realm!" — An anonymous player who wishes to remain unchained from family ties. "Honestly, who even buys a 200-dollar gift? Is it an act of love, or a twisted insurance policy?" — Another lost soul caught in the family-wide gift exchange nexus.


    FAQ: Answering Questions You Never Thought to Ask

    • Q: Why does everyone at family gatherings turn into digital avatars of self-loathing?

      • A: The Minecraft code is infused with existential dread, courtesy of dark familial energies!
    • Q: Can I escape this grim existence?
      • A: Only if you unearth the secret exit hidden under Aunt Mary’s judgemental stares.

    Final Warnings: Enter at Your Own Risk!

    Beware, brave souls! This server was banned in 12 countries, primarily due to the chaotic nature of interpersonal dynamics. Don’t be surprised if you step into a realm where the walls echo with the laughter of disgruntled cousins and the sirens of forgotten feuds. It’s your turn to redefine family bonds—so pick your blocks wisely, and remember, trust is just a construct!


    Dare to Join Us?

    Grab your pickaxe and step into the Realm of Distorted Kinship! Embrace the confusion, the conflict, and the chaos, but tread carefully—the weirdest family gathering you’ll never forget is just a server command away. Join today, because who doesn’t need a little chaos with their Minecraft?

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  • Ugly Car Collective: Minecraft SMP

    Ugly Car Collective: Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, breh, gather ’round and let me tell you about the MOST LEGENDARY Minecraft SMP you will EVER hear of in your entire life! You thought your grandma’s knitting circle was crazy? PFFFFT!!! This place is straight-up inventing new colors of chaos, mate!!!

    So, first off, picture a world where a giant 3-headed llama judges your builds. That’s right! Imagine you’re mining diamonds, and suddenly this llama emerges from the ground, and if your build ain’t swag enough, it spits on you.💦 Double dare ya to impress that llama, bro!

    Oh, oh, wait! Did I mention that the trees here sing Psychedelic Disco? 🌳✨ Yeah, you’ll be harvesting wood while boogieing to a beat no one else can hear (but trust me, you’ll want to retire after that).

    And then there’s the "Slightly Off-Kilter Nether," where instead of ghasts, we got floating meatballs that attack with spaghetti. 🍝😱 Like, you’ll be dodging noodle strikes thinking, "What is my life right now??" Thirsty for that sweet, savory chaos? Join us!

    GUYS, you wanna talk epic? Remember the Great Creeper Carpooling Disaster of 2022? We had a whole fleet of creepers waltzing through the End like they owned the place! They thought they were going to a concert; spoiler alert, it was a BOOMfest! 💥

    Now, let’s talk biomes. We got a FROZEN DESERT – yeah, I KNOW, right?! It makes NO SENSE, but here, logic is just a myth! It’s so cold that the cacti wear little scarves and they’re actually pretty good at knitting too! 😵

    Join us if you think you can survive the Eternal Daylight where nighttime doesn’t exist, but that means no phantoms, right? WRONG! This epic night-terror brigade decided they’d just become day phantoms. Now they’re showing up in broad daylight, saying "SURPRISE, BUDDY!" 💤☕️

    Got friends? Bring ‘em! We also have a unique feature we call “Betrayal Hour,” where every hour, your friends will have to duel to the DEATH over who gets the last piece of cake. 🍰 (Technically it’s Minecraft cake, but you know, no one needs to know about that.)

    So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft worlds with rules and stuff (what is this, the schoolyard?), then hop on this outrageous ride where every block is a new ABOMINATION waiting to happen! 🏰💀 Come for the llamas, stay for the TOTAL ABSURDITY!

    But hey, if you join and don’t have a SPAGHETTI ARMORED CAT, well…you might as well just go back to making the ugliest car ever or something. Don’t ask me what that means, it’s just how we roll here, fam! 😂

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