come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Chimeras Created: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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