come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
Magical Moments Shared: 24 Buildings Constructed: 29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Villages Defended: 13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft

    BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft
    Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even leaving your kids alone for a date night won’t compare to the thrill of playing on our server!

    Join us and experience the adrenaline rush of exploring new worlds and building epic structures. Who needs a babysitter when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, we have a built-in ring doorbell camera feature to keep an eye on your kids while you game.

    Forget about judgmental exes, on our server, you’re the coolest mom in the world for taking some time for yourself. So come on, join us and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow! Just make sure to ask your kids to keep it down while you conquer the virtual world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

    CreeperGang Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

    We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Chimeras Created: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NeverAgainCraft

    NeverAgainCraft
    Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 561291 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 414
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

    RocketRaiders Minecraft Server
    LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MayhemCraftUK

    MayhemCraftUK
    So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Mythical Swords Crafted: 59

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Coffin Wood Tree Farm

    Coffin Wood Tree Farm
    Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

    We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

    And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7986 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Crops Grown: 6881 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

    CoughCraft: Salty Solutions
    So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

    So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 28
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

    ””B r i t  M i n e c r a f t  S M P””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 85
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

    MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Mines Excavated: 4831 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Dimension Hops: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

    CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!
    Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

    3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Mate Value Power Play

    Mate Value Power Play
    come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

    our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

    so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Mines Excavated: 4747
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Enchantments Applied: 110
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

    What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School
?
    Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

    Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

    Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

    And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mines Excavated: 4510
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

    NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

    And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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