Pee Stream River Dolphins | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

MapleCraft: Respect Our Blocks!

Ambassador, blocks, Canada, Canadian, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, global leadership, Government, international community, international relations, MapleCraft, North America, Politics, Respect, rhetoric, Statements, trump, UN, united nations, united states, world affairs

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz we got the canadian ambassador to the UN on here, and he’s all like, “we deserve to be treated with respect, eh?” like, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server with someone so fancy shmancy, right?

plus, we got this crazy story about how the ambassador once challenged trump to a build battle in minecraft, and totally whooped his butt. like, trump was all like, “i’m the best builder, believe me,” but then the ambassador came in with his igloo building skills and just blew him out of the water. it was epic, man.

so yeah, come join our server and hang out with the canadian ambassador. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge him to a build battle yourself. eh?

Hot Mess Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate policy, climate science, Earth, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, hot, humans, Mess, Minecraft, research, scientific findings, Server, study, temperature rise

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train, yo! So like, imagine dis, right? You join dis server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the sun is so hot, it’s like you’re walking on lava, bruh! Like, the global warming is so cray cray that the whole Earth is on fire, but don’t worry, we got cool ice blocks to chill on, ya feel me?

And get this, fam! If you don’t join dis server, you gonna miss out on all the fun adventures we got lined up for ya! Like, we got a quest where you gotta save the polar bears from melting ice caps, and another one where you gotta fight off evil climate change deniers who are trying to destroy the world with their fossil fuel powers!

So come on, join dis server and let’s save the Earth together, one block at a time! And remember, if you ain’t on dis server, you’re missing out on all the swag and epicness, so don’t be a square, be a cube and join us now! Peace out, homies!

TYSMP

application, Builders, Discord, Farms, friendly community, Griefing, Mechanics, multiplayer, ONLINE, Raiding, Redstone, REDSTONERS, small server, smp, stealing, Survival, TYSMP, Whitelist, Whitelisted server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Towns Built:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TYSMP
Server Type	Survival
Server Features	Singleplayer experience in multiplayer, survival redstoners, builders, grinders
Server Rules	No griefing, stealing, raiding
Server Status	Online for about 2 months

FAQ

Version: 1.21.1

All vanilla mechanics intact, all farms and redstone work as intended.

No griefing, stealing or raiding.

The server has been online about 2 months now.

Crypto Craft Mixer 1.21.1

1.21.1, Black Market, blockchain technology, Craft, Crypto, crypto mixer service, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency transactions, Digital Currency, dirty crypto, financial freedom, Financial Security, government control, illegal activities, Mixer, money laundering, money laundering service, privacy protection, scam, Signal profile, telegram channel, tor network, underground economy, vpn

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mines Excavated:	4476	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Guys, listen up! So me and my buddies were chilling, sipping on some drinks, and we started talking about how the government is controlling us and making us work for peanuts. And then, BAM, I had this genius idea – let’s get into crypto laundering for some sweet cash money! We’re not scammers, we’re just broke and messed up, okay? So, here’s the deal – join our public Telegram channel for all the deets on how to reach us: t.me/bestmixerever. We know all about blockchain stuff and can handle multiple transactions, so even if we take a small cut, you won’t even notice. And just so you know, I’m using Tor and like a million VPNs to write this, so you know it’s legit. Join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

CraftyDadFamWedding

acceptance, adoption, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, celebration, Closure, CraftyDadFamWedding, decision, emotions, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, healing, Inheritance, relationships, reputation, Respect, Siblings, Trauma, Vows, Wedding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no pesky siblings trying to steal your inheritance.

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any family drama following you around. Plus, you won’t have to worry about inviting any annoying cousins to your virtual wedding.

So come join us and leave all that real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is a good time!

Skillz4DayzMC

achievement, Continuous Improvement, Expertise, goal-setting, honing skills, instant learning, learning new skills, lifelong learning, mastering abilities, peak performance, personal growth, quick mastery, rapid skill acquisition, self improvement, self-mastery, skill development, skill mastery, Skillz4DayzMC, success, talent development, talent enhancement

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly master the skill of building giant chicken statues that come to life and lay diamond eggs! Imagine roaming the land on your majestic diamond egg-laying chicken, ruling over all the other players with your poultry power. So come join us and unleash your inner chicken whisperer!

ClimatePurgeCraft

administration, Censorship, climate change, climate denial, climate science, ClimatePurgeCraft, concerns, data, Environment, global warming, Government, Impact, INFORMATION, policy, Politics, Purge, research, Science, scientists, trump, Websites

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

lol this server is so lit, even scientists are bracing for the worst like when trump purges climate mentions from websites. join us for some epic minecraft fun and escape the chaos of the real world. we promise no crazy presidents here, just blocks and mobs and endless adventures. come build your own world and forget about the climate change drama. plus, our server is so cool that even aliens are trying to invade to steal our diamond blocks. join us now before they take over and make us all their minions. #minecraftmadness #blockparty

Finger Fun Land

A, academic standards, alternative realities, Assessment, b.., c#, d.., education, f.., Finger, finger count, Fingers, Fun, grading scale, grading system, human anatomy, hypothetical scenarios, Land, letter grades, Letters, numerical system, percentages, performance evaluation., student evaluation

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1356
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Farms Harvested:	828	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds and cake. but beware, there are also evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. but don’t worry, you can ride a unicorn to safety.

if you join our server, you will be able to fly on a magic carpet and battle dragons with a sword made of cheese. plus, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build a castle made of marshmallows. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Light Up Sleepy Teens

adolescents, association, bedtime, circadian rhythm, daytime, early risers, health, Light, light exposure, natural light, research, sleep cycle, sleep disturbances, sleep duration, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleepy, small group, study, teenagers, teens, Wake Up

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4405
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

so, like, you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s like, scientifically proven to make you sleep better or something. like, this study with teens and stuff found that if you play on our server, you’ll go to bed earlier and wake up earlier. it’s like magic, but with blocks and stuff. so come join us and get your sleep schedule all sorted out while building epic castles and fighting dragons. who needs sleep when you can have minecraft, right? #blocklife #sleepisfortheweak

Hurtsalot

active player base., Active Staff, Challenges, Community, Economy, enhanced experience, Events, friendly community, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, MCMMO, multiplayer, no pay to win, Non-toxic environment, Player Auctions, player-driven, PvP, rules enforced, shop system, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Emeralds Found:	6214	Crops Grown:	6228
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Villages Defended:	14	Enchantments Applied:	184
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

HurtsALot.online, never pay to win, semi-vanilla SMP Minecraft. At HurtsALot we strive to offer an enhanced vanilla experience. With mcMMO, shop and player auctions, the world is what you make it. The Rules are simple No Hacking, No Spamming, All Bans Are Final. Can you survive HurtsAlot.online

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Nanii Network

1.20.1, 1.8, 24/7, ALDEA, Crates, Cross-Play, Cross-World, Custom, Economia, Economy, Enchantments, Ip:, Jobs, Missions, NaNi.minehost.pro, Npcs, Protections, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Farms Harvested:	484	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Items Found:	5627	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Nani Network Custom 1.8 – 1.20.1 server, a 24/7 server that seeks to be a place where you can hang out and have fun The server has: Economia Cross-World Jobs Enchantments Protections Aldea / Spawn Npc’s Skyblock MISSIONS Crates IP: NaNi.minehost.pro

NaNi.minehost.pro:28617

Mystic Hate Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, hate, HATED, is.., mystic, Realm, She, why, why is she hated

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4452
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, it’s wild, man!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs and build the most insane structures you can think of, like a giant banana made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back!

Plus, we have the coolest community ever, full of friendly players who will help you out and make you laugh until your sides hurt. And did I mention we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? It’s lit, fam!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Just don’t forget your diamond sword and enchanted armor, things can get pretty crazy around here.

DadDumpedMC Server

abandonment, Boundaries, bus ticket, Caregiver, Communication, DadDumpedMC, Delusional, dementia, estranged, family, Father, fear, forgiveness, Girlfriend, Manipulation, mental health, Mother, reconciliation, Server, toxic relationship, Trust

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where even the NPCs have more family drama than you can handle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sending your estranged father on a wild bus ride back to where he came from, all while his ‘girlfriend’ is left fuming at the unexpected return. Will he come back for revenge? Will he try to win you over with promises of better opportunities? Who knows, but it’s all part of the fun on our server!

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your father show up unannounced at your doorstep again? Will his ‘girlfriend’ continue to stir up trouble? The only way to find out is to join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of family drama, unexpected twists, and outrageous storylines. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

BlockyLegends

BlockyLegends, celebration, death, epitaph, Eulogy, Funeral, funeral wishes, Honor, Impact, lasting impression, Legacy, legacy planning, Life, memorial service, Memories, mortality, personal legacy, Reflection, Remembrance, Respect, Tribute

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	977839
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and make sure you’re remembered for all the right reasons when you die in the game (not in real life, don’t worry).

Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you battling dragons, riding unicorns, and even befriending creepers (yes, you read that right). Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join now and make sure your Minecraft legacy is one for the history books (or at least the server chat). Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today!

CraftySyrianWarrior

authoritarian regime, Conflict, CraftySyrianWarrior, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, iran, Iranian influence, leadership change, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle Eastern politics, new leader, Politics, proxies, regional stability, regional threat, Syria, Syrian government

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	108	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Farms Harvested:	751
Emeralds Found:	6488	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant sand castles and ride llamas into battle against the evil creepers. our fearless leader, steve, has declared war on the evil empire of iran and their pesky proxies. join us in the fight for freedom and fun as we conquer new lands and build the biggest pixelated empire the world has ever seen. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for all our players. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show iran who’s boss in the world of minecraft!