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Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Animals Bred:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Emeralds Found:	5573	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	497	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	3067
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Potions Brewed:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ores Mined:	6441	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8194	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	New Chunks Explored:	857392

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	174	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	352488
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8985	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

Players:	105/400	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	58
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	291