Pee Stream River Dolphins | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Farms Harvested:	584
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	57	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3002
Votes:	5205	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

NATOtoFinanceCraft

cabinet member, european politics, ex NATO leader, finance, financial minister, former leader, Government, government official, Jens Stoltenberg, leadership, nato, NATOtoFinanceCraft, norway, Norway politics, Norwegian government, political appointment, political career, political figure, political transition, Politics, Scandinavian politics

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Emeralds Found:	6272
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

so, like, jens stoltenberg, you know, that ex nato dude, well he just went and became norway’s new financial minister. like, what even is that? dude went from talking bout wars to talking bout money. maybe he’s gonna make it rain with all that nato cash, who knows. but anyway, come join our minecraft server, where we have jens stoltenberg as our honorary financial advisor. maybe he’ll teach us how to make some sick diamond deals or something. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and emeralds. and rumor has it, herobrine himself makes guest appearances every full moon. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yo!

Love Quest: The Ultimate Bond

Bond, bonds, commitment mechanism, Evidence, findings, functions, highly valued, idea.., long-term relationships, love, MAINTAIN, Mechanism, Partners, Quest, relationships, romantic love, stable relationships, study, Support, Ultimate, Value, worldwide

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4111	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mines Excavated:	2256
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

so, like, u wanna join dis server? well lemme tell u, dis place is like, da ultimate love shack of minecraft. u know how in real life, love is like, super important for keepin’ relationships strong? well, dis server is like, all about dat love vibe. u gonna find ur minecraft soulmate here, buildin’ together, survivin’ together, and just bein’ all lovey dovey together. it’s like, da perfect place to find ur minecraft bae. so come join us and let’s spread da love all over dis blocky world. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Purely Devilish

build battle, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to Purely Devilish. We currently have a survival server that has a lot to offer. For example: – Grief Prevention – Homes – Unique Furnaces and Hoppers. – Backpack that you never lose. – Player shops – Disenchantments – Skills – Warps – Economy – Helpful staff – Monthly Events -Discord Giveaways there is so much more. Plus, we always welcome suggestions. We do our best to key the ranks fairly so no one misses out on commands like TPA or back. We will be making it so both Java and Bedrock can join soon.

PurelyDevilish.mc-server.net:25574

Enchanted Femme Fatale 1.21.1

1.21.1, attraction, beautiful women, Confidence, DATING, desire, Disappointment, emotions, Enchanted, fatale, femme, Frustration, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, longing, love, not interested, rejection, relationships, Romantic, self esteem, unattainable, unreciprocated, unrequited love

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Imagine a place where all the beautiful women are actually interested in you…in Minecraft! Join our server and experience a world where all the ladies are lining up to build with you and mine with you. It’s like a dating sim, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and diamonds in the same place! Join now and start crafting your way to a pixelated happily ever after!

SelfLoveCraft SMP

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self love affirmations, self love tips, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-compassion practices, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-love exercises, self-love journey, self-love mindset, SelfLoveCraft, smp

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Villages Defended:	20	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! This place is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and instantly became a Minecraft pro. They built a house made entirely of cheese and rode a pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. And guess what? They won! All thanks to the power of this amazing server.

But that’s not all! We have weekly llama races, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the meaning of life or finally learn how to love yourself. Or you know, just have a good time and make some new friends. Up to you, really. But seriously, join us. It’s gonna be epic.

UnderratedTunesMC

emerging talent, Hidden Gem, hidden talent, indie artist, Indie band, indie music discovery, lesser-known artist, music discovery, music recommendation, music suggestion, overlooked artist, under-the-radar artist, under-the-radar band, underappreciated artist, underexposed band, underground band, underrated artist, underrated band, UnderratedTunesMC, undiscovered talent, up-and-coming artist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	2802
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	571	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	507914	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

As for the underrated artist/band recommendation, I always recommend the one and only Chicken Nugget Symphony Orchestra. Their unique blend of clucking chickens and crunchy nuggets creates a musical experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

conservative candidates, conservative party, conservative voters, Conservatives, election, election news, election polls, election predictions, election results, Fall, German, German politics, germany, KrautCraft, Minecraft, political analysis, political parties, political trends, Politics, poll, polling data, Server, voter sentiment

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Potions Brewed:	86
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

so, like, if u wanna escape the craziness of real life politics, come join our minecraft server where the only thing falling is the blocks u mine! forget about those german conservatives, come build ur own empire and rule like a boss! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for u to find! join now and let’s show those politicians how it’s really done in the world of minecraft!

SwedishShootoutMC

active shooter situation, automatic weapon, community in shock, deadly violence, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, mass casualty event, mass shooting, Police investigation, school safety, school security, school shooting, sense of fear, Senseless Violence, Sweden, Swedish school shooting, SwedishShootoutMC, tragic event, tragic loss

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Votes:	9933	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

lol u ever been to a minecraft server where u can shoot ppl with automatic weapons? well u can on this server! come join us for some deadly violence and chaos like u never seen before! we got swedish schools to shoot up and crazy stuff happening all the time. join now for the wildest ride of ur life!

BlockyBurgerDash

Behavior, BlockyBurgerDash, congested, consumer habits, convenience, data analysis, drive thru, eating out, fast food, fast food restaurants, grocery shopping, Highways, INCREASE, millions, on the go, research study, slow traffic, standard deviation, traffic delay, visits

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	256
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where the traffic is slow but the food is fast! why waste time sitting in traffic when you can be chomping down on some delicious virtual fast food?

we have crazy stories like one time a player got stuck in a traffic jam of pigs and had to eat his way out with virtual burgers! and another time, someone built a giant french fry castle that attracted all the hungry players from miles around.

if you want to experience the thrill of virtual traffic delays leading to more fast food visits, then this is the server for you! come join us and let’s get our munch on together!

Sparkcraft

busy, Creative, Cross-Play, Friendly staff, Fun, Minecraft, Mini Games, ONLINE, PvP, Server, SparkCraft, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Potions Brewed:	189
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

very fun server plenty of people online all the time and very friendly staff. plenty of thing to keep you busy from pvp to mini games and much more.

172.240.73.76:25720

Golgo 2 server minecraft

admins, Golgo 2, Minecraft, plug-bearing, PvP, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Description of serverithpvpm plug -bearing admins

Artem04102010.aternos.me:26050

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, long tail tags, mystic, NOOW, Quest, Realm, SHIT YOURSELF, SHIT YOURSELF NOW

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2158
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world!

We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds!

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss battle or a disco party in the Nether!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride on a llama with a mustache while shooting fireballs from your eyes!

So come on, join us and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

PuppyPurgeCraft

animal welfare, cancer diagnosis, difficult decisions, dog health, end of life care, EUTHANASIA, pet care, pet companionship., pet end of life decisions, pet euthanasia, pet grieving, pet loss, pet love, pet owner responsibilities, pet ownership, pet palliative care, PuppyPurgeCraft, trust in relationships, veterinary advice, wife’s dog

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your troubles and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, insane challenges, and hilarious moments. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with your fellow gamers?

Plus, on our server, you can even bring your virtual pet dog Sky along for the ride! He may have cancer in real life, but in Minecraft, he’s a fearless warrior ready to take on any challenge. Who knows, maybe he’ll even become the server’s mascot!

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life decisions when you can be the master of your own Minecraft world? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in this virtual paradise!

Elon’s Crafty Influence

accomplishment, billionaire, CEO, Crafty, determination, disruptor., elon musk, Elons, Entrepreneurship, influence, innovation, inspiration, leadership, long tail tag, motivation, non-governmental, spacex, strategy, success, Technology, tesla, Unconventional, Visionary

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Elon Musk himself has built a secret underground base to launch his next mission to Mars! Join us and you might just find yourself recruited as a space explorer, traveling to new worlds and discovering alien civilizations (or just mining for diamonds, whatever floats your boat).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Elon has hidden a stash of rare loot somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of cybernetic wolves that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mini-game where you can race against Elon in his Tesla Cybertruck, dodging obstacles and trying to beat his record time. Who knows, maybe if you win, he’ll offer you a job at SpaceX!

So come join us on this wild adventure and see where your journey with Elon Musk will take you. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

JailCraft: Minecraft Server

Activists, ALARM, authoritarianism, civil rights, crackdown, Democracy, discrimination, freedom of speech, georgia, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, Jail, JailCraft, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, PROTESTS, Rule of Law, russia, Server, VIOLATION

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	359
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

So, like, if you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a Russian crackdown in Georgia, then you gotta join this one, bro! We got dungeons deeper than Siberian winters and PvP battles hotter than a Moscow summer. Human rights groups are sounding the alarm because our server is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave! Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, comrade!