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| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 706 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3196 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.
The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.
Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!
We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!
But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!
Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 194 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.
So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 126 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.
For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
