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| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.
Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!
Features:
Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server! |
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| This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities. |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions. |
| Are there any map resets? | No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets. |
| Is there a world boundary? | Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets. |
| What kind of mods are available on the server? | The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. |
| Can I play alone or with others? | Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own. |
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.
On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.
So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4631 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 706 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?
So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.
The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.
Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!
We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!
But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!
Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.
So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
