COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 113 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 1463 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!
From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.
Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!
But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 142 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.
So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1563 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 667668 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
