COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4793 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!
From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.
Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!
But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.
So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 181 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!
Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 64 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
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| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
