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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Crops Grown: 7629 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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