yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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