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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 18 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Enchantments Applied: 105

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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