Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Gods Slained: 0
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 2030
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Falling into the Void: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Villages Defended: 16
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Zombie Dances: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 23
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Animals Bred: 101
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Star Shards Collected: 292
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 300 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1128 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 176 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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