Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 8
Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Dimension Hops: 13
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Dimension Hops: 10
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6349
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Alien Abductions: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 91 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4554 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6602 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 266688 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2868 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3428 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6020 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Falling into the Void: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 168 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Towns Built: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Star Shards Collected: 50

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Farms Harvested: 827 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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