Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

    DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

    Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

    So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

    UndieCraft: Sibling Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    New Chunks Explored: 675051 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Void Gems Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • FavFactzMC SMP

    FavFactzMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4389 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 82

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyCreeperCringe

    CraftyCreeperCringe
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

    CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters
    So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Alien Abductions: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Java Jolt Kids Craft

    Java Jolt Kids Craft
    so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 287 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1073 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Dimension Hops: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PeyyMC

    PeyyMC

    A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

    We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

    ✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

    ✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

    ✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

    ✅ Competitions for server tops.

    ✅ Battle and Season Pass.

    ✅ Exclusive plugins.

    ✅ High-quality assembly.

    ✅ Mystical chests.

    ✅ Frequent events.

    ✅ Unique enchantment books.

    ✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

    ✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

    ✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

    ✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 223

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    GreenCraft SMP Overview

    Features
    🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
    🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
    🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
    ⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
    🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
    😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
    🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

    Join GreenCraft SMP today

    Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player? Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
    How often are events hosted on the server? Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
    Are there restrictions on land claims within nations? You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
    Can I join the minigames with my friends? Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
    How can I provide feedback to the community? You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

    Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

    So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 20

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • FilmFreakMC SMP

    FilmFreakMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dimension Hops: 12
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

    Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

    But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Mines Excavated: 1196

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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