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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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