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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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