Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Magical Moments Shared: 19 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Epic Quests Completed: 29 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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