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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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