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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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