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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 50
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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