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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 34 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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