Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 121 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Runes Activated: 1
Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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