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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Potions Brewed: 198 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
New Chunks Explored: 72865 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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