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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 17 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Emeralds Found: 4355

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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