NoSisNoHouse | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than letting your sister crash on your couch? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted houseguests.

Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.

Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1849
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyFails

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Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Items Found:	5879	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Craftbox

Adventure, Anti-Cheat System, balanced gameplay, building, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Exploration, Hardcore, hardcore mode, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Resource Gathering, role playing, Skills, Staff, Survival

Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Potions Brewed:	157	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineSwift

admins, alliances, Bases, Biome, Challenges, Community, Cunning, Dungeons, enemies, Events, LifeSteal, Player Base, PvP, skill, strategy, Survival, Tournaments, ultimate survivor, Updates

Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

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Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
Are there any map resets?	No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
Is there a world boundary?	Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
What kind of mods are available on the server?	The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
Can I play alone or with others?	Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

ARMIS Schedule, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Eepy Thread, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Lazy Anons, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, Stars, TEMPUS Schedule

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

/WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

Adventure, app store, Daphne, Drecom, dungeon crawler, Exploration, FANTASY, general, Google Play Store, japanese, Magic, Minecraft, mobile game, Monsters, Quests, role playing, RPG, smp, strategy, turn based, variants, Wizardry, Wizardry Variants, WVD

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	New Chunks Explored:	748836
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCreeper69

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Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	368	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6132
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

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come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Iboga Dance Party Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7861	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3667	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.