NoSelfieNoCringeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6567	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Star Shards Collected:	216
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	28	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1405	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	262	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Farms Harvested:	892	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

Backlash, concern, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ethical concerns, far-right party, FarRight, German leader, germany, insults, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, Panic, Party, political influence, political stance, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, right wing, Server, social media, worry

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	9823	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

Elon’s EuroCraft Mayhem

billionaire, controversy, disruptive, economic impact, electric vehicles, elon musk, elon musk news, Elons, entrepreneur, environmental sustainability, EuroCraft, european invasion, Global influence, innovation, international relations, MAYHEM, political tensions, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, world leaders

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so, like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server that’s causing a ruckus all over the world, just like elon musk’s european invasion! world leaders are getting soooooo mad because this server is just too lit to handle. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the chaos and make world leaders even more pissed off. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself plays on this server in between launching rockets and stuff. so, like, join now and be part of the madness!

Crazy Teachers Crazy Parents

academic stress, crazy, education, end of semester, end of vacation, go crazy, long tail tags, mental health, parent burnout, parents, parents going crazy, School, school year, semester ends, stress, Students, summer break, teacher burnout, teachers, teachers going crazy, vacation ends

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the madness of school and parents going bonkers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pigs that can talk, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (watch out for their explosive punchlines, though).

Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.

So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!

Mouse Brain Merge Server

autism, Brain, discovery, hearing center, interpret, MERGE, Mouse, mouse brain, neurological conditions, pup retrieval, researchers, Server, Signals, smell, social behaviors, social cues, Sound, Understanding

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	92	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magic Items Found:	8849	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4184	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

so u know how like, mice are all about that smell and sound, right? well, turns out their lil brains are like, mixxing it all up in there. and guess what? that can affect how they interact with each other, like when they go and get their pups and stuff.

so imagine if ur brain was like that too, but in a cool way. like, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly ur hearing and smell senses are all mixed up, but in a good way. u can hear blocks being placed from miles away and smell diamonds underground. it’s like a superpower, but for minecraft!

plus, we have the craziest stories on this server. like, one time a player found a secret cave filled with talking pigs who were actually aliens in disguise. and another time, a group of players banded together to build a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where your senses will be all mixed up and the adventures are endless. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mines Excavated:	3520	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

SITE-19 Roleplay Server Overview

Description	“SITE-19” is a newly released Minecraft RP server where players can portray various members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest. The server features a 3.5km² underground facility and a large surface area for immersive gameplay. Everything is hosted on a lag-free vanilla server paid for by the owner.
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft RP server
Events	Various events hosted regularly, including a planned longplay full site roleplay session with player-SCPs and unique tasks
Contact	Join the Discord server for more information: Discord Link

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is SITE-19 Roleplay Server?	SITE-19 is a Minecraft RP server where players can roleplay as members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest.
What sets SITE-19 apart from other servers?	SITE-19 offers a large underground facility, surface area, and regular events for an immersive gameplay experience.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, the server is hosted on a paid vanilla server to ensure a lag-free experience for players.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to join and get started.

Lost Pup Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal nutrition, animal rights, animal welfare, dog care, feeding schedule, Lost, pet behavior, pet health, pet neglect, pet neglect awareness, pet neglect consequences, pet neglect intervention, pet neglect prevention, pet owner responsibility, pet starvation, pet wellness, pup, starvation, veterinary care

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Animals Bred:	151	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about feeding your virtual pets because they don’t need food to survive!

You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the crazy world we have created for you.

Plus, if you get bored, you can always challenge other players to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s see how long it takes for your dog to starve to death in the game!

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

#partycraft, 35m, bachelor party, Bally’s, best man, BLACKJACK, Coronas, Drama, Drinking, Enjoy, Flight, Friends, groom, Harveys, Kids, Minecraft, Pregnant, Resources, Server, solidarity, Tahoe, vacation time, Wedding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	915	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mines Excavated:	1155	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306

Are you tired of boring bachelor parties where you can’t even have a drink? Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate bachelor party experience! We promise no pregnant fiancées or best men trying to ruin your fun. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness with your bros. Build a virtual casino, drink as many virtual coronas as you want, and never worry about being called an asshole for wanting to have a good time. Plus, no need to borrow future vacation time or spend a fortune on flights – just log on and let loose! So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual bachelor party begin!

Players:	109/500	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Towns Built:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4