NoSelfieNoCringeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Farms Harvested:	110	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Star Shards Collected:	259	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9946
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Items Found:	5820	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	New Chunks Explored:	619504
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mines Excavated:	3588	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Gods Slained:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Zombie Dances:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Void Gems Collected:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Buildings Constructed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	750
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Players:	96/700	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17