NoobCraftersUnited | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2130
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8011
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Emeralds Found:	826
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Divine Spears Created:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2573	Divine Spears Created:	15

Come in to just go through minecraft.

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ores Mined:	2266
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Animals Bred:	188
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	339	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	275	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2508	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4103	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Votes:	3872	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW