Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
Emeralds Found: 4617 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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