Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Animals Bred: 27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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