Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
Divine Spears Created: 22 Battle Standards Raised: 14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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